Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Oroku Saki (But You May Call Me the Shredder)

I have a new business plan. I'm going to start one of those companies that goes around shredding your important confidential documents in the back of a giant truck. You know the kind I'm talking about -- you're office probably has one come in and shred your completely useless print outs of funny e-mails.

But I'm going to do it better. I'm going to put a scanner on the shredder feeder. I'll save each document to a hard drive, then sell the documents later.

I'll make a fortune selling your credit card statements!

2 comments:

  1. Nate, that sounds illegal. Not to bust a hole in your plan, but...yeah...

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  2. Especially if I land that Pentagon contract I've been eyeing.

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