Chasing My Tail

So I'm following myself on my own blog, because I thought it was embarrassing to have it say, "No one is following this blog, be the first, because it is clearly so uninteresting that no one reads anything I put here. That's pretty loosery -- like sending yourself flowers, seeing a movie by yourself, or eating lunch alone at Burger King. What, not even the hobo in the corner would eat with you? Geeze, that's pathetic, you should send yourself some flowers.