Dear Pez Manufactures,
I have been a loyal user of your product for many years. You candy is both delicious and fun. I spent many hours as a youth grinding your candy into a more sortable form. Hours of fun for the whole neighborhood!
However, it has come to my attention that my Pez dispensers' base is structurally unsound. Both my Star Wars dispensers (despite use of the Force) and my giant Charlie Brown Pez Package dispenser fall over on a regular basis. I would expect this of a Wookie dispenser, but Darth is constantly falling over.
That's just implausible.
Please make the feet of Pez dispensers in proportion to their delicious candy bodies and comically oversize tilt back head.
Love,
Nate
Nate, you are hilarious and I love you. In a sister-in-law sort of way. :)
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