There is a vortex around any CEO's office. And, much like a black hole, you can see the things that are going towards it, but eventually they get completely sucked in, and you can't hear or see anything from them. Nothing escapes, except for some x-ray emissions coming back out of the office as the captured human body is separated into its atoms and added to the infinantly dense singularity at it's center, which, given enough mass being introduced into the CEO's office (also known as a meeting), will actually rip a hole in space time.
I guess I'm saying, don't go in there.
